Food Log, March 5th

Breakfast:

• a bowl of Mini Wheats with soy milk
• a cupcake
  (because IDGAF)

Snack #1:

• serving of whole grain vegan chips

Lunch:

• two slices of cheese pizza
  (because IDGAF) 
• chocolate coconut Luna bar 

I’m living with my dad right now.
And he has a housemate who is a family friend.

And the family friend works on Sundays.
And my dad happened to be out of town this Sunday.
So I had my ex over and we fucked.

And I was loud.

Like usual.

And when we finished I looked out the front window and realized that the family friends car was in the driveway.

He without a doubt heard at least 75% of everything that happened.

I want to fucking kill myself.  
Maybe if I’m lucky he’ll just think I was masturbating loudly.
If I’m REALLY lucky he didn’t hear anything. But I know I’m not that lucky. 

Food Log, Feb. 29th

“Breakfast”:

• large banana
• some honey & apple crunch trail mix

Snak #1:

• grapes
• a little honey & apple crunch trail mix

Snack #2:

• Nature Valley granola bar
• a few cashews

Lunch:

• some garlic steamed spinach
• a bowl of oatmeal
• a bowl of cheese and broccoli rice

Snack #3:

• honey & apple crunch trail mix
• a small cherry laffy taffy
• a caramel chocolate Kiss

Snack #4 (which is probably going to be my dinner):

• two good-sized bowls of the leftover cheese and broccoli rice.
  I finished an entire bag of the stuff by myself today.
  That’s a 700 calorie bag.
  And I’m probably going to eat something else sweet because I’m a fat ass. 

Food Log, March 4th

Breakfast #1:

• a bowl of Mini Wheats with soy milk

Breakfast #2:

• quiche florentine (minus most of the crust)
• an almond croissant
• a piece and a half of bread (some of them with butter) dipped in strawberry jelly

Lunch:

• a Reeses peanut butter heart
• a beer

Food Log, March 1st

Snack #1:

• maybe six-seven grapes

Breakfast:

• a few bites of cake (it was my friend’s half birthday..!)
• a large banana with honey & apple crunch trail mix

Snack #2:

• grapes

Snack #3:

• Nature Valley granola bar with some cashews

Lunch:

• lots of broccoli
• a few bites of hummus and bagel chips
• a bowl of spinach and garlic wheat pasta

Snack #4:

• a Snickers mini

Snack #5:

• a bowl of spinach and garlic wheat pasta 
  (I also had another nibble of hummus with bagel chip crumbles. And a couple pinches of chips dipped in salsa. But these were literally nibbles. Not entirely worth mentioning)  

Dinner:

• some chips dipped in refried beans and this really yummy and spicy hot sauce
• a little bit of mashed potatoes
• a piece and a half of garlic bread
  BECAUSE I’M THAT CRAZY
  This was such a weird dinner 

I put my uni-suit back on this afternoon.
I look like a dumbfuck.

Anyway, off to do a quickie work out.