I’m living with my dad right now.
And he has a housemate who is a family friend.
And the family friend works on Sundays.
And my dad happened to be out of town this Sunday.
So I had my ex over and we fucked.
And I was loud.
And when we finished I looked out the front window and realized that the family friends car was in the driveway.
He without a doubt heard at least 75% of everything that happened.
I want to fucking kill myself.
Maybe if I’m lucky he’ll just think I was masturbating loudly.
If I’m REALLY lucky he didn’t hear anything. But I know I’m not that lucky.